Reality cannot be displayed
Please try the following:
- Click the
Reality Refresh button, or try again later.
- If you typed your home address, your work address, or perhaps typed in some address where you've never been before, you are not living in reality.
- To check your reality settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Reality Options. On the Alternate Reality tab, click Settings. The settings should match those provided by your mantra, canon, religious tenet or other prescribed doctrine.
- If your Reality Administrator has enabled it and you're using Microsoft Windows then you're really fucked.
This is what happens when you let Windows interract with Reality - don't do it again or we'll take away your cookie!
If you would like Windows to try and discover your reality,
click
Alternate Reality Settings
- Some realities require 128 swats across one's ass to boot properly. Click the Help menu and then click How do I find Reality to determine what reality you currently have installed.
- If you are trying to reach a secure reality, what in the heaven's name are you doing?? There is no such thing! Click the Tools menu, and then click Reality Options and never turn your reality off again!!
- And if you're lost, pre-occupied or otherwise possessed by Zooba the wonder lizard, click the
Back button, go lie down, put in a motivational cassette tape and have a yogurt.